Applications welcome for entry-level position in
dynamic new company. Candidates should:
- Be professional and polite – should be able to quote
verbatim from at least one handbook of etiquette
- Be aged between 23 years, 6 months and 14 days, and
23 years, 6 months and 16 days
- Have at least 15 years’ experience in the field, at
all levels up to and including senior management
- Have demonstrable knowledge of at least seven
languages, one from each continent, including Antarctica
- Bear the Ring of Khazza’hocknei, which sleeps in the
Temple of Infinite Solace, guarded by devious traps and fiendish guardians
- Have impressive IT skills – ability to break through
the Pentagon’s firewalls would be a good start
- Have perfectly symmetrical eyebrows
Successful candidates will be invited to interview
between 2.50 am and 3.10 am tomorrow. Failure to attend will result in us being
very disappointed. And you won’t like that. You won’t like that at all.
